Birthday Menu from the Future

Something weird just happened: Someone anonymously e-mailed me this menu, which they claim is from the future — from my 60th Birthday Gala.

It’s amazing, first of all, that time travel is going to be invented just 30 years from now, and second, that its first recorded use would be on something so trivial as my birthday menu.

Nonetheless, I’m flattered enough that I had to share it with you. So here goes — the first-ever message from the future.

YOU ARE CORDIALLY DIGITALLY INVITED TO:

Timoth-e’s 60th Birthday Gala & Interdinner

MENU

@ppetizers
Chicken Caesar DigiSalad
Chicken Soup.pdf
bisC++uits
Rice and Beantubes

Entrees.co.uk
e-Stuffing
Cy-Turkey
www.TunaCasseroleToppedWithFrench'sOriginalFrenchFriedOnions.com
#Honey-Glazed Ham

http://Sides
iWaffle Fries
NanoGravy
Micrau Jus
Mashed Potatoes (Beta)
Cranberry Sauce for Windows

D3553rt5
Franken-Ice Cream
Chocolate Cake Twitter
LOLfreshfruit

Blogverages
Apple Cider 2.0
Java
Choice of MyFruitPunchSpace, MyIcedTeaSpace, or MyTapWaterSpace
Genetically Enhanced Ice Cubes
Chilled Liquihuman

Seems like whoever made this was trying a little too hard, and definitely got lazier and lazier until basically just giving up toward the end. But if they say it’s from the future, I guess it is.